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Sometimes it seems like the next stage of parenting will be easier. ⁣
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We will be able to get more done once we aren’t wasting time searching for the “very special” toy our kid lost for the third time today.⁣
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We will enjoy the freedom that comes from everyone going to the bathroom all by themselves.⁣
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We will be able to rest once it's a little quieter.⁣
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We will save money when we don’t have to pay for childcare.⁣
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We will have a neater house after everyone can help clean up.⁣
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We will hang out together, and really connect once they are older.⁣
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We will be able to have conversations that are productive, where we really listen to one another.⁣
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The next stage may or may not be easier. ⁣
I am positive it will come with it’s own set of struggles.⁣
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They may prefer being with their own friends to hanging out with mom.⁣
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The house might be too quiet.⁣
We might miss the sound of giggles.⁣
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The little voice that says “I love you” with the slightest lisp will be long gone.⁣
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Sticky hand prints and homemade craft projects will be replaced with school essays and homework.⁣
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Their wants will more expensive.⁣
Their problems will be too big for us to fix.⁣
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They will have tough questions that we will not always know the answers to.⁣
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They may go through a phase where they are rebellious.⁣
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They may break our hearts.⁣
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But today- today they are little.⁣
Today, they are innocent and precious.⁣
They are happy to be around us.⁣
They are excited about absolutely everything. ⁣
They are so kind and funny.⁣
They love us without question.⁣
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What an honor to be the one who can make everything better, and the one they look to when they need comfort.⁣
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Those chubby little hands always find their way to mommy.⁣
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Kisses and hugs are given freely, and they can’t imagine a time that they might be too embarrassed to love on us in public. ⁣
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Heartfelt compliments are handed out almost daily.⁣
What a beautiful gift these little ones are.⁣
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Let’s hold onto these fleeting days, and not waste one minute wishing them away.

Basically impossible. 😂⁣
@themomatlaw

We had a BLAST today recording our new music video with the these ladies. ⁣
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Also, I am inspired to practice my twerking, because them mamas can shake it! 😂

@s.l.a.m.nation @s.l.a.m.columbus

It’s consignment sale season! ❤️

5 EASY STEPS ON HOW TO TAKE THE PERFECT INSTAGRAM PICTURE OF YOUR KID⁣—
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1. Make an Instagram caption. It’s important to do this part first, while you still like your children. ⁣Something like... “These angel babies are the most glorious beings that God every created.” No need for truth here. Just make it grand and precious. ⁣
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2. Grab a camera or professional photographer. Someone who isn’t too judgey. ⁣
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3. Start making crazy noises. Tell them to look at the camera! Smile! But not like that! SMILE NORMAL! Keep the noises up. The bigger the better. Sing a song, make choo choo sounds. Whatever. Use your entire body to convey the sounds if possible. ⁣
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4. Promise candy. And screen time. And a trip to Disney. Lies are permitted. Whatever it takes to make them LOOK AT THE DANG CAMERA. ⁣
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5. When bribes stops working, it’s time for outlandish threats and pleas to “just smile one time!!” ⁣
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THEN finally, maybe we have a picture where everyone doesn’t look like a drugged up, grumpy gnome. Maybe. ⁣⁣ Surely when they are grown we will forget the struggle and believe the lies in our Instagram captions.

I can’t wait! ⁣⁣⁣
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@mom.wine.repeat

Just a girl in a pit of blue balls, trying her best not to make an inappropriate joke. ⁣
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It’s called maturity, y’all. ⁣

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