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Dear Mama,⁣
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This morning you woke me up with a kiss. ⁣
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It was like was I still dreaming, but I wasn’t. This is my favorite part of the day, because you are so calm and peaceful. I love you, mama.⁣
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You cooked me oatmeal for breakfast. ⁣
It is so fun to eat! When I squished it around, it made a funny sound that made me giggle. It felt neat and oozy on my hands, and before long I was bouncing it around in the air. It was fun! But, you didn’t think so. Your voice got loud and you said that I made a nasty mess. ⁣
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I’m sorry, mama. I didn’t mean to make you mad.⁣
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You look so pretty today. ⁣
I love your soft hair and your make-up. I might like to put some make-up on my face, but I don’t have any. You run around searching for your phone, and I have an idea! I saw a marker in the other room. I run and get it, and I color my lips. The marker feels good on my skin, so I color all over my face. I bet I look beautiful! But, you didn’t think so. You said I get in to everything, and that I know better.⁣
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I’m sorry, mama. I didn’t mean to make you mad. ⁣
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You say it’s time to go.⁣
You start to put on my shoes, but I do not like the way they feel. I want to wiggle my toes and stretch my feet around. You keep trying, but I keep screaming. I really don’t see why you are forcing the issue. You said for me just to be still as you crammed my tiny foot in the shoe. ⁣
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I’m sorry, mama. I didn’t mean to make you mad. ⁣
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You made dinner tonight.⁣
You sang and danced all around the kitchen. I love to see you have fun, mama. You served me something that was NOT chicken nuggets. I screamed and cried. I got so angry I threw my plate. You sighed very loudly and said that was it! I am going straight to bed. ⁣
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You put on my pajamas and your angry face starts to melt away. You say that I am growing so fast.
This life is still so new. There is so much I want to explore. But there are so many rules.

I have big feelings that get me in trouble. I feel safe with you, and I do not like it when you are upset.⁣⁣⁣⁣
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Thank you for being patient with me as I learn and grow. ⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣
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This world is very confusing, but I really do like it here. ❤️

Yesterday, some girls made fun of my daughter’s weight. ⁣
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She is several inches taller and about 6 months older than most of her friends. They had a discussion about how much they weigh, and her number was the biggest. ⁣
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This is the first time, but surely not the last time ⁣
she will worry or fret about her body. ⁣
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This is the first time, but surely not the last time ⁣
she will equate her worth with a number on a scale. ⁣
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I know this struggle too well. ⁣
I hate it. ⁣
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I hate this roller coaster she is sure to be stuck on throughout her childhood, teen years, and probably into adulthood. ⁣
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But, my daughter has a teacher who builds her students up- who thinks about them and loves them individually. ⁣
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Yesterday, my daughter shared her hurt feelings with her teacher, and her teacher gave her this letter today. ⁣
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She believed this letter, but she couldn’t believe my messages of support last night. Words are sometimes easier to believe when they don’t come from your mama’s mouth. ⁣
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I have always found that educators are the kindest and most empathetic people on the planet, and this is the perfect example. ⁣
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All teachers should be so caring, ⁣
and all students should be so lucky.
#momstrosity

Meanest Mom in the History of Moms, reporting for duty! 🙋🏻‍♀️
So far, today, I have foiled my daughter’s grand plans to do the following:
-chew on a lamp cord 🔌
-play in the toilet🚽
-eat dog food 🐶
-use her brother’s marker as lipstick 💄
Someone alert the authorities! 😂🙄
#momstrosity

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