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I’ve never been much of a cat person, but this could change things... 💁🏻‍♀️🐈 #momstrosity #karllagerfeld #choupette

I'm on reheat #3. How about you? 🤪
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We have FIVE children. -
Even as I type that, I understand the image it must provoke in your mind. I must clarify that we have no extreme religious affiliation, and I doubt TLC would even offer us a reality show. I own zero denim skirts, and my hair is a modest length.
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My husband and I love each other, and we love kids. Before we knew it, they multiplied and outnumbered us. -
Never what we pictured, but as the wise philosopher Drake once said, “God’s Plan.” I digress.
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We get a lot of looks and a lot of comments, every single time we venture into public together. -
Look— I get it. It’s natural to be curious. -
If a younger me saw an outsider’s vision of this three-ring circus I would one day call a family, I would have gladly embraced a life of celibacy. -
We have lately been having a little more fun responding to the questions we get in public and adding a little spice to our answers.
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“YOU DO KNOW WHAT CAUSES THAT, RIGHT?” -
“Listen, lady. Sure, one or two of our pregnancies may have been caused by boredom and lack of quality television, but that is absolutely none of your business. All of our children are part of a bigger plan, even if sometimes that plan wasn’t ours.” -
OK, OK! I have never actually said this, but I have thought it. -
“ARE THEY ALL YOURS?” My husband loves to get wide eyes, lean in close and whisper to them, “Not all of them are mine. My wife went through a wild phase. Going out every night. Conceiving children in bar restrooms with strange men. But I just loved her through it...” -
He really loves an excuse to say inappropriate things. We are working on it, but since he still laugh like a child when he passes gas, I’m not holding my breath for him to mature anytime.
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✅ shirt
✅ undies
✅mismatched socks
❌pants, cause who needs ‘em, anyway?
✅suitcase full of Lord-Knows-What
✅ ready for Grandma’s House
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What a fun ride the past few months have been! ❤️ #momstrosity

❤️ My Dearest Children...❤️
❤️ Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️
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Monica, Haley and I (Stephanie) are tickled to announce that we will be on THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW tomorrow!
I have so many thoughts and fun stories to share. It was surreal, and the whole experience was a blast.
Check your local listings and tune in tomorrow to see the show!
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